Just the idea of getting it on in a place frequented by people can drive one to imagine the craziest positions. But it’s not all that easy to get private in public
Gymboree gone wrong
You’ve glanced across the gym to find that barring the equipment, there’s just you and your paramour. If it’s your private gym, nobody cares. If it’s a local one, there’s the threat of having someone walk in on it. That adds to the thrill Sure, to each his own. But we suggest you stick to doing it on the gym mats or an unnmoving treadmill. You may want to suspend yourself from the back press machine and surprise your partner with some uber flexible sex. But ensure that you don’t snap your back and need to call for help while you look like you were indul-ging in some acrobatic sex.
Changing room of a clothing store Some come with curtains, some others with bolted doors; clothes stores provide the perfect mix of privacy in a public place, without the shyness that accompanies dim lighting. Ooh, this is for the bold and the sexed up! All you have to do is pretend to take a few clothes to try out into the room and the next 10 minutes are yours. Not really, actually. If only life was so simple, darlings. For starters a lot of stores have eager salesgirls and salesmen waiting to count what you’re taking in. Even if they’re not, there’s a good chance the cubicle next to yours has an eager shopper who, disturbed by your giggling and thumping, may alert the person outside. Either way, it’s not a great choice.
Love boat captain How we love the idea of being by ourselves in an idle boat, away from the noise of chattering children! The gentle buoying of the boat, the cool breeze that envelopes you and the calming effect of water all around can put many a couple in the mood to get frisky. A gentle kiss moves to other bases and before you know it, you cannot resist being involved in a more passionate way. But before you get carried away by the affection and the situation, bear in mind that unless you’re in a yacht or house boat, there’s a good chance that your sensual romp can throw both of you off a paddle boat. And if you were rowing it, you might want to keep a watch out for the oars. You wouldn't want to be stuck in the middle of Ulsoor lake with no oars in sight! And as sexy as the idea of getting wet sounds, banish the thought immediately. The last thing you want is to catch the flu and a bunch of mosquito bites with it. So while we don’t expect a repeat of Jaws or a poorly manoeuvred boat striking an iceberg, it might serve you well to go gentle to make sure your experience doesn’t end in an accident or an embarrassment for that matter.
Mile high club Who hasn’t aspired to soar into the coveted club of airline rompers Only if it were that easy For starters, unless you are flying on a half-empty aircraft, you’ve got to consider the people around you. Conveniently the barely-any-breathing-space toilets become the obvious choice for those who want to scale dizzying heights (not a compliment to the men, by the way). No doubt the toilets grant you privacy but their ultra thin doors mean that every time you bang (literally, not figuratively) against it, the guy in the front row who is relishing his extra footspace is cursing you for ruining his sleep. Also, you run the unfortunate risk of accidentally falling out of the toilet if the door gives way.
Theatre of hormones Since the days of yore, cinema halls have provided the ideal shelter to those with an insatiable appetite for adult fun. Darkness, anonymity and sometimes even air-conditioning, what more could a hungry couple ask for Common sense, we think. Do you possibly think you’re the only person in the cinema hall who knows what all that bobbing of heads and screeching of poorly oiled seats, is all about Granted you can’t control the hormones, but take one good look around you to see if you have an audience. Also, avoid getting it on while watching movies like Grand Masti on the big screen. You really don’t want to be the butt of terrible jokes. More importantly, you don’t want people whistling at you while you’re trying to impress your partner.
