The Vampire Diaries star Nina Dobrev, who celebrated her birthday on Tuesday, released her latest Funny or Die video. She plays an elderly Wife Coach named Karolina Petersberg, who trains the wives of “bad men”, in the video.

According to HollywoodLife.com, after showing photos of Matt Lauer and his wife, and Harvey Weinstein and wife, she moves on to Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump.

“Being married to (Trump) is full-time job. Good money, but lots of work. You want to — how do you say it? — kill yourself all the time,” she says, adding, “You have to smile a certain way, kiss him for three seconds, and not talk very often.”

“Of course, there are many more things you have to learn. How to say ‘I love you’ without it being a big lie. Help him pick out big suits. How to hold hands without shuddering. Touch his p*nis without throw up. And of course, hardest task of all is let new wife (sic),” Nina adds.